I just got this new computer for my birthday and I don’t have a clue how to use it. It’s nothing like the desktop computer I’m use to and it’s definitely nothing like a school computer. It has all this new school stuff on it. I’m 24 years old!!! You would think I would know how to use one of these things. These hp laptop computers should be something I know how to use!! But no!! I’ve been using a phone for the last 6 years and not once have I used a computer! Why? I couldn’t afford one!! But here I am using a computer laptop for the gosh darn first time and nearly putting my fist through its screen because it’s slower than the slug on my sister’s car window!! It’s been loading for 4 hours! That snail has already left the window and is making its way down the tire! The fucker is faster than a laptop!! That should never be the case!!! A slimey goopy sticky little invertebrate should never be faster than a computer! That should never happen!
Yes I am having a total mental breakdown! Why? Because I don’t get why technology is slower than a freaking freight train!! That freight train has passed by over twenty times already and my screen is still on the start up page!!!!
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